The Hungry Giraffe

by Mooku
One day a giraffe went to a restaurant for dinner. The restaurant's name was Papa John's. He asked for a menu. He said, "I want 100 cucumbers, a bowl full of soup, and 1000 hamburgers." He eated them. So, the next morning he was really full, so he went inside his body with his hand, kind of choked, and pulled out half of the food he eated. The end.