Barack Obama vs. Hilary Clinton

by Q
In the race for delegates it's been a nail biter between Obama and Clinton. Barack is ahead with 1,588 which is 166 more than Hilary's 1,422. Obama has 256 super delegates, 17 less than Clinton's 273 super delegates.

The very, very, very hungry caterpillar

by Mooku
Once upon a time, there was a very, very, very hungry caterpillar. One day, he eated 100 sausages, 500 hamburgers, 200 cucumbers, and 1000 full pizzas. The next day he was really, really hungry. So, he eated 200 pepperonis, 1000 mushrooms, in one big bite. But the next day, he eated 2000 leaves, 2000 cucumbers, and 500 scrapbooks. And so the next day, he was still hungry. So he eated 1 whole cucumber and 5 big pizzas. And so the next day, he was really really full. The end.

The Hungry Giraffe

by Mooku
One day a giraffe went to a restaurant for dinner. The restaurant's name was Papa John's. He asked for a menu. He said, "I want 100 cucumbers, a bowl full of soup, and 1000 hamburgers." He eated them. So, the next morning he was really full, so he went inside his body with his hand, kind of choked, and pulled out half of the food he eated. The end.

The Sad Story

O.k., I'm going to tell you a story which is real. Don't say it's fake, 'cause it's really real.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl, but I won't tell you her name. But anyway, the little girl once went to a cave with her brother. They heard freaky noises. And so they were brave and her brother slid out a toy sword and fighted against the monsters. All the monsters died, but her big brother didn't. They won. The end.
by Mooku